Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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