Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
