so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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