All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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