singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
