And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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