ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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