ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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