No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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