I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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