I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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