So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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