just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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