How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
