they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
