so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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