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listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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