My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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