My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Shame is for Republicans.
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