Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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