it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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