in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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