No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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