with your own penis?
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In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.