There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize