Having a random hookup so left but love u
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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