You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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