God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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