so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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