You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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