So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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