Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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