I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Less talking, more tequila
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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