But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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