This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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