did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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