he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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