I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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