You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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