My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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