Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Duck Duck Cougar?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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