I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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