When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
as a side note pls kill me
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
