Grow some girl-balls and come out already
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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