Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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