can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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