I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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