You're a womanizer and a bitch.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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