"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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