I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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