Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just want to make out with him forever
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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