you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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