it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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