windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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