I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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